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lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

WHY AM I SO HORNY ALL THE TIME
An autobiography (via aquaticwonder)
kirgiakos:

Untitled Nude by Qeta Gvinepadze

kirgiakos:

Untitled Nude by Qeta Gvinepadze

I have a theory that every time you make an important choice, the part of you left behind continues the other life you could have had.
Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (via letters-to-nobody)

teatime-asana-magic:

My little brother is the cutest honestly. For all my #yogapartypeople - these are really my favorite yoga clothes ;)

god this is cute ;__;

  • my brain:

    wait

  • me:

    what

  • my brain:

    what if mad eye moody survived and got to be like this awkward cranky old grandpapa for teddy lupin

  • me:

    oh no

  • my brain:

    because tonks would ask him

  • me:

    nooOO

  • my brain:

    and just imagine alastor moody giving a crying infant child rambling lectures on the defensive merits of a tactical silence

  • me:

    noooO oOOOO oo

  • my brain:

    and using his magical eye to check under the bed for monsters because teddy asked him to

  • me:

    NO o O NNoooOOo

  • my brain:

    and being a complete grump and refusing to have a cup of tea from lupin or tonks but when teddy offers him anything he always takes it and gives everyone a look just daring them to say something about it

  • me:

    oh gOD NO

  • my brain:

    and saying inappropriately scary things to teddy that make tonks shake her head and moody just looks at teddy and winks with his good eye and the boy giggles and changes his hair to match moody's and tries to wink back and

  • me:

    WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

texting pictures of my ass to boy
  • Me:

    It's White Ass Wednesday!

  • Gorgeous Programmer:

    OMG that's my new favorite day of the week *______*